S1: #42 - You Can’t Trick Someone Into Falling In Love With You

Smosh Mouth

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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On Twitter, we asked you if you needed advice on anything from relationships to adulting— and Ian, Shayne and Sarah are here to help!

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0:00.0	The weirdest thing about me personally, I am at my least nervous and most comfortable with myself on camera.
0:11.0	You won't even get a job of smosh with a face tattoo of smosh.
0:14.0	No, no.
0:15.0	Smosh right across the forehead.
0:17.0	Oh my god.
0:18.0	So did I get it?
0:19.0	When you're in a relationship, both sides
0:22.7	have to feel compelled to do the next step. He's not taking the next
0:26.8	step, he's not feeling compelled to do it. You can never, ever, ever force
0:30.7	him to do it. That's not romantic. And I've done that. This is like fuck boy Ian right
0:34.6	here. Like the most romantic thing I've done is sometimes I fuck really good.
0:39.1	It has nothing to do with fucking good.
0:43.4	And I'll flash you.
0:45.2	Yeah, flash me.
0:46.9	The Damien's fans have the craziest handles for sure.
0:52.1	Well, you used to too.
0:53.8	Like I used to see a lot.
0:55.0	I don't see them as often.
0:56.7	Damien's the hot new boy.
0:58.0	Mine were, but mine were like puns.
1:00.4	It'd be like Shane Top Hat.
1:01.4	Damians are like, it's like five paragraphs.
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