Blue Ribbon content presents Batman the audio adventures

We're rolling Mickey. All right. No, no, no, I'm good. Let's just get this in the can

It's only the lunatics out this time of night. Cue the intro

Good evening, folks. Jack Ryder Line for Gotham City

Ah, you hear that beautiful racket. That's the music of Gotham City the largest city in the world the big gargoyle the treasure of the night

Anyone who calls it a crime-infested hellhole is dead wrong. No way hell has such great parogies

Who am I? Who are you a tourist? I'm Jack Ryder and this is Gotham is talking live on Gotham City one

I'm on the street in the heart of downtown to hear what Gotham is talking about tonight and unless you've been living in a cave

You're talking about controversial local weirdo. Excuse me. Hero the Batman

After years of rumors we find out not only is the Batman real not only is he one of the good guys turns out

He's gonna be a cop. That's right our sources say despite his campaign of illegal vigilante activity

The mysterious Batman is now officially working as a special consultant to the GCPD as we wait for details from the mayor's office

We ask Gothamites in the grips of Batmania what they think about the big news

Wait, the Batman's got a badge now

I don't know about that. He's still gonna dangle punks off buildings

Well, it because that's a public service right yet. He dangled my mouthy brother-in-law off of building and let's just say you know

He's not so mouthy no more. Hey Batman. Oh, if you listen in always I got a cousin who needs an editor to adjust that. Yeah, his name is Frankie steam pipe

Oh, it's a 44-year-old 87

I don't know about that Batman. He shows up. We get a Joker. Joker shows up. We get a red lurch

For some noom skull treason knock knock gimmick. You know the knock knocker is at home

Sowing himself a costume right now

What do you think of the news that Batman is working with the city?

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