Well, good afternoon to you, Jerica. Good afternoon, Joan. How are you today? Well, not so good, as you can see. I'm just fresh from E&E. Unfortunately, I cracked my knee this morning on the fridge.

My whole petillas got a really nasty split right down the middle. Yes, I can see that. I've hobbled in because, you know, professional trooper. Trooper through and through. Yes. I'm sorry, I'm a trooper. I won't be dancing tonight. Take the show, unfortunately, as I took to be. I know where I'm a little bit gutted about. Yes. No, I've got this wee temporary cap on my knee. Yes. And I'm hoping that'll just take me through to the afternoon and then I can go in through an hour.

Yeah, so did that metal structure. Well, that when you have to wear that for a long time. Well, it depends whether they can replace my kneecap properly with the titanium one that I wanted. Yes. Well, they can do wonderful things. They can be found at the end of the morning. Surgeon Mamoud is studying with his... He's a very handsome man, isn't he? He's a good enough gorgeous. I know. I said, I don't want to go under. I'd rather be conscious.

Yes, he's quite a tease. He really is. And he's got that skin that just doesn't age. Absolutely not. No, absolutely. Wonderful skin. Like a lovely latte in his eyes or like sort of...

...multises with little reasons in the middle. Yes. And what could be nicer? And then he's got the sort of hair like the colour of honeycomb crunchy.

Absolutely. I think he does diet because you could see the darker hairs at the front. And some of it is implant. If you notice when he bends down. Yes. And that kind of quite pubic. And it looks a little bit pubic. But you forgive him. He's got that wonderful, wonderful hook he knows.

He has that strength of jawline and goodness. I mean, who would... I mean, actually very witchy and profile. Yes, he is. Huge hook. And the chin almost meet it.

Like a crescent moon. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful hands.

The finger is the length of goodness. Yes. And the crevices he can get into with those as startling. Very talented. Very talented.

Designed all his own surgical instruments. Indeed. Which is strangely big. Yes. Yes. He prefers... I mean, he's got very big hands.

And he prefers those clunky, larger sort of metal instruments as opposed to those lasers and mini...

And there's no keyhole for my mood. No, he doesn't like keyhole. He said to me, he thinks it's a fad.

As you know, I go to him for my... Couple tunnel. Exactly. What the word then? Which I suffer badly with both hands. And I said, sometimes I'm called over quite badly when I come in the morning.

He takes a few sort of flicks and throws of the old arm to get those to unlock. But he's absolutely wonderful. I have objections as you know, three times a week.

I've got it. We've got it better, should we? Yes. They're still hooked. They're still as an anchor all day. But they're not fully sort of rolled up into nasty, angry balls.

Exactly. Some of the toes. Narly balls. Toteic, about as you say, into these narlies. Does his cream work? Do you think or not?

The cream... I... Jury's out of it for me and the cream. He's very keen. He says, rub it into all sorts of areas. He showed me the key areas where you rub it.

Curiously, Nore knew the hands. No, I mean, in a thigh, sort of pummeling up and down the thighs in one session, which was...

You know, very nice. He's very nice. He's very charming. He's very thorough. I mean, there's not a hint of anything on his face.

But, you know, ever the professional. So if you're listening, Ahmad, good afternoon to you. And, well, many, many thanks.

Yes. Looks forward to seeing you later for my op. Indeed.

But let's move on to your problems, people out there, because we really do, of course, want to help you. Indeed we do.

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