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All right, here's the show.

Well, hello, Elise Gassel.

Hey, Mike Jensen.

How's it going today?

Things are going well before we start.

I have just really one but hold on.

And that was a listener reaching out telling me, I have just really one but hold on.

And that was a listener reaching out telling me that she is the mother of a 10-year-old and a 14-year-old boy.

And she does the breath test because she said boys are gross.

I don't know.

I'm not saying it's not a thing.

I just at some point, I don't know.

No, it's just the thing, too, where like, I mean, I remember, okay, but you were also a really well, like, you were a good kid and you were like a gay kid. And it is kind of known that like the good gay kids are usually following all the rules. And you're Mike Jensen.

You follow all the rules. You're the only person I know who looks at a package of candy and

eats the appropriate serving size. However, this is so random, but I have like the spray, like my

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