S15 Ep767: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (W❤️M)
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2024
⏱️ 155 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King! First of all, yes, we are discussing the four-hour and twenty-three-minute extended edition! How magnificent is John Noble’s demise in this movie? Of all the stuff they could’ve cut from the theatrical, why on Earth did they ditch Sarumon’s big fall? How horny is Eowyn for Aragorn? Was there a funnier way to include Sean Bean in that one scene? And should The Hobbit trilogy be re-evaluated? (Andrew thinks so!) PLUS: Samwise is framed for leaving nothing but Krackel in the Halloween variety pack!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King stars Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Bernard Hill, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, John Noble, Miranda Otto, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf; directed by Peter Jackson.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the program at a whopping four hours in 23 minutes. |
| 0:03.9 | We're talking the Lord of the Rings, the Return of the King. |
| 0:07.6 | I'm Andrew Jupin. |
| 0:08.6 | Stephen Sadek, Return of the King. |
| 0:10.9 | Eric Siska, Return of the King. |
| 0:12.7 | Cabin the Harry. |
| 0:14.7 | And we love movies. Thanks. The Hello, everyone, welcome to We Love Movies. |
| 0:50.4 | Thank you for tuning in as always. |
| 0:51.7 | That's right. |
| 0:52.2 | We are knee-deep in our We Love Movies Month here on the main feed. And as such, we were talking about the extended edition of Peter Jackson's LOTR, the Return of the King from 2003. Hell yeah. Hell fucking yeah. That's your big boy. I want to explain my little thing in the beginning because my wife was doing this to me, which is the Academy Awards lady voice, |
| 1:11.5 | which is Peter Jackson, Return of the King, you know what I mean? |
| 1:15.4 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:15.5 | Oh, sure. |
| 1:16.3 | That lady, that's, every time she thinks of return of the king, she thinks of like, |
| 1:20.2 | the Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. |
| 1:22.1 | I know, I forgot to say, I was going to say Eric Siska, uh, return of the king extended. |
| 1:27.9 | Stended. |
| 1:28.3 | Oh, dude. |
| 1:29.0 | Very good. |
| 1:29.5 | More extended as November gets, gets going, dude. |
| 1:32.0 | Right. |
| 1:32.2 | Yeah. |
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