S15 Ep786: Signs

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

“Who doesn’t want to live like the Donner party?” - Steve

On this week’s episode, WAIT-WHUT-uary comes to a close with a convo on a film by the MACK DADDY of WAIT-WHUT endings, M. Night Shyamalan’s Signs! How amazing are all the performances in this movie? Kids included! Is this one of Night’s best-shot films, what with the incredible cinematography by the legendary Tak Fujimoto? How hilarious is that Michael Showalter appearance? And who didn’t mess themselves with that Brazilian birthday party video? PLUS: Beware the offering of “heavy” water…

Signs stars Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Abigail Breslin, Rory Culkin, Cherry Jones, Merritt Weaver, and M. Night Shyamalan as Ray Reddy; directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the program, Twas Water killed the beast.
0:03.3	We're talking.
0:03.9	I'm Night Shyamalan Signs.
0:05.6	I'm Andrew Jupin.
0:06.4	I'm Stephen Saneck as portrayed by M. Knight Shambelon.
0:09.6	Eric Sineska.
0:11.0	I'm sorry what I did to you and yours.
0:13.8	And we hate movies. I'm . Hello, everyone, welcome to we hate movies.
0:48.6	Thank you for tuning in to the fine program, as always.
0:51.0	If you're catching us for the first time, because you're a big M. Nighthead.
0:54.0	Well, welcome to the party, pal. This is the comedy show where we talk about a movie Good, Bather, otherwise, and kick it around for a little bit.
0:59.6	The end of Wait, what, the end of Wait, what, you were. We had to end with the king.
1:04.0	You gotta come for the king.
1:05.5	Wait, what? You gotta get that in for the last time totally and the funny thing about this wait what the wait what
1:11.7	is kind of like wait the aliens did what like this movie's a total alien fuck up well it's sort of like
1:18.7	the wait what you are he's like that did it right and the tide got turned in the middle east with water
1:24.5	exactly i think it's a waitwhat every 10 minutes in this movie.
1:28.7	Like they keep on turning it over to like, well, now there's this.
1:32.2	And then there's this, this.
1:33.0	This movie is kind of twist the movie.
1:35.6	Like literally everything in this movie serves the twist.
1:39.1	And almost only, there is an emotional storyline.
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