S15 Ep787: Link (1986)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

“It’s a Tales from the Crypt episode, without the blood and obscenity!” - Chris

On this week’s episode, the 2025 Listener Request Month kicks off with a convo about the sleepy 1986 monkey horror, Link! Why couldn’t we see any of these kills? How hilarious is that dog puppet? What exactly is Terence Stamp’s character studying with these chimps? And look at that little peeper, Link, ruining that sensual bath! PLUS: Worst job on set? Definitely the person who had the dye the orange orangutan black so it looked like a chimpanzee.

Link stars Elisabeth Shue, Terence Stamp, Steven Finch, Richard Garnett, David O’Hara, Joe Belcher, and Kevin Lloyd as Bailey; directed by Richard Franklin.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the program, listener request month starts off with some really sleepy monkey horror.
0:05.9	We're talking about Link.
0:07.6	I'm Andrew Jupin, Steven Zadak.
0:09.3	Eric Apska.
0:10.4	Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh.
0:13.1	And we hate movies.
0:14.7	We hate movies. Hello, everyone. Hello everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies.
0:42.8	Thank you for tuning in.
0:43.9	As always, that's right.
0:45.2	Like I said, before the theme song,
0:47.3	listener request month is upon us.
0:49.3	That's right.
0:49.7	I thought it was April.
0:50.7	I thought April had come early.
0:52.0	No, no, no.
0:53.3	That's never going to happen again, Steve.
0:55.5	But yes, no, this is we hate movies, but this is also, we love bananas.
0:59.0	We do. I do love a banana. Not enough banana play in this week.
1:02.3	I agree. I would love to see a banana go in and out of their mouth for nutrition.
1:06.6	Sexual play with bananas.
1:08.3	That's not what I said. I meant, uh, in another mouth. I don't know.
1:11.7	I think a monkey needs a good,
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