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We Hate Movies

S15 Ep793: Punisher: War Zone

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

“The music in this movie is Nü Metal Too Late” - Steve

On this week’s episode, we’re going back to check out the wildly entertaining Punisher cinematic adventure, Punisher: War Zone! How incredible is Ray Stevenson as Frank Castle? What in the world was going on with all the accents in this movie? Is this the Punisher film with the best cinematography? And who else was severely unsettled watching a Seinfeld alum be executed on screen? PLUS: Look out for New York City’s Progressive Mafia!

Punisher: War Zone stars Ray Stevenson, Dominic West, Doug Hutchison, Colin Salmon, Dash Mihok, Julie Benz, Stephanie Janusauskas, Mark Camacho, T.J. Storm, and Wayne Knight as Micro; directed by Lexi Alexander.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

this week on the program we're talking about a movie starring the guy who played the third best

0:05.0

Punisher it's Punisher Warzone i'm Andrew Jupin uh it's weird to watch a beloved

0:10.2

Seinfeld alone get shot in the head isn't it Stephen Zadak Eric Siska macro and we hate movies Hate movies. Hello, everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies.

0:57.8

Thank you for tuning in, as always.

0:59.7

That's right.

1:00.6

On this week's program, we're going back to Superhero Town.

1:03.6

We're talking Punisher Ward Zone from 2008, directed by Lexi Alexander, noted director of Green Street Hooligans.

1:10.3

If you saw that movie.

1:11.6

Ooh, I have. It's pretty bad.

1:13.8

Yeah, not great.

1:15.2

It's pretty bad. Yeah, it's not.

1:19.5

I guess, isn't she a bit, she's a bit of a troublemaker, right?

1:24.2

She stirs shit up a little bit.

1:26.1

She does, yeah. She speaks a lot for women's rights in...

1:31.3

Thumbs up to that.

1:32.2

Yeah, exactly.

1:33.1

But Greenskin, hooligans is like Fight Club for Babies, if I remember it correctly.

1:37.0

It's like Fight Club with soccer or something.

1:39.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:39.7

But like, also like take out all like the thematic, like, goodness, richness of Fight Club.

1:45.3

Take all that out of that, too, get that out of there.

1:47.8

And also, you have to deal with, I love undeclared as much as the next person.

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