S15: Home Alone

Small Town Dicks

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True Crime, Paul Holes, History, Small Town, Yeardley Smith, Society & Culture, Police

4.7 • 9.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Hey Small Town Fam! Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas from everyone on the Small Town Team! As a little gift, we decided to unwrap one of our premium episodes and stick it under your Christmas tree. So what's in the box?

Well, we have the Usual Suspects: Yeardley, Detective Dan, and Detective Dave; and we have a fascinating subject: An enumeration of the crimes committed in the Christmas classic "Home Alone." Give it a listen and tell us, did we miss anything?

Oh, and look for us in the New Year when our team shares their New Year's Resolutions. Until then, you are the absolute best audience in the world!

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0:00.0	Hey, Small Town Superfam.
0:11.4	It's Yardley.
0:12.6	How are you?
0:14.2	Gosh, I hope you're well,
0:15.4	doing things that you really want to be doing,
0:17.9	and not the things that you don't.
0:19.6	I'm so lucky because I'm here with
0:21.8	Detective Dan. Happy holidays. Oh, happy holidays, darling. And Detective Dave. Hey there. Hey there.
0:34.2	Wherever we are in the world here in the U.S. of A, we are gearing up for the holidays.
0:42.0	In the last few years, we do something sort of usually Christmas-related.
0:48.0	We read The Grinch who stole Christmas one year, which I thought was magical.
0:52.2	Dan Dave and Paul and I, I was Cindy Lou Who, and they were
0:55.8	everybody else. We did the night before Christmas. We read that one too, and that was also magical.
1:02.2	This year, we thought it would be fun and funny to enumerate the crimes in the classic Christmas
1:09.9	movie Home Alone, the original one.
1:12.9	So, fellas, there's a whole lot of shit that goes down and our wonderful producers and
1:19.2	Monica, our social media manager, who's so fantastic, actually have gifted me a document
1:27.1	with timestamps of when these crimes take place in the film.
1:31.4	And then there's just a laundry list at the end of all the things that Kevin does to the bandits,
1:38.5	which may or may not be crimes, but also could probably be considered battery in some cases.
1:45.6	I think young Kevin McAllister is actually a menace.
1:49.1	He is a menace, for sure.
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