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S15: Too Old For This Shit #2.5: The Penguin - “Homecoming” (PREVIEW)

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

"What every man wants: to lay in a bed with his mother and reassure her!" - Chris on Oz's spooning

On our latest breakdown of The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we're chatting about episode five, "Homecoming." Airing back on October 20, this episode's got some wild stuff in it including some prison shivving, an all-new mafia family being—hey now! Too Old For This Shit is a Patrons-only show!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The Dude runs out and it's a great like where to fucking get out going like a fat guy

0:18.9

chasing a little guy will always be funny and Vic getting his fucking knuckles

0:22.4

dirty here punching this guy out.

0:24.0

Yeah, totally.

0:25.0

Yeah.

0:26.0

Being a real little mobster here now.

0:27.0

It's fucking awesome.

0:28.0

And there's a great exchange where this kid's like, you know,

0:31.0

my father's gonna come for you or whatever and he's like that's

0:34.0

exactly what I'm planning on fuck face now get in the van I feel like if anyone

0:38.1

ever threatens me no matter what I will say that's what I'm counting on and they'll be

0:42.1

whoa.

0:44.1

Yeah and then like the walk away for like five seconds and be like hang on.

0:48.0

Wait let's kill that guy he's not counting on anything.

0:51.0

You see all the stains on his shirt there's no way he wasn't counting on anything. You see all the stains on his shirt? There's no way. He wasn't counting on a drip.

0:56.2

Oh shit, he's counting on it. The only thing those dudes ever counted on was lunchtime. Let's get him. So I love the thing this

1:05.0

episode really does move at a clip and it's not even one of the longer episodes and they pack a lot in

1:10.0

we get right to Black Gate Prison he's showing

1:12.0

Sal the fucking proof of life photo, which is a great little Polaroid.

1:17.0

And you know, this is a show.

1:20.0

Mrs. Moroni is very upset.'s like don't fucking don't even

1:24.3

partner with this piece of shit you know what I mean like this guys is gonna

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