Hello and welcome to the Bullard podcast.

I'm your host, Tim Miller.

If it's Monday, it's Bill Crystal.

He's back.

How you doing, Bill?

What's the right answer to that these days?

Have we discussed this already?

If you say you're doing fine, then it seems like you're not

sufficiently cognizant that everything is falling apart in our great country. And if you dwell on that,

you seem not grateful enough that, you know, what is fine and what's family is fine and so forth.

I've settled on, I'm living. I'm living. I'm here. That's what I've been telling people.

I need that. I need something. I need an all-purpose answer. I'm living. I'm here. That's what I've been telling people. I need that. I need an all-purpose

answer. That's right. I'm living. I'm here. We're here. And there's that. I'd rather be living than

dying. We got to start with the pardons that were voided, I guess, allegedly. Can you void via

bleat? I guess that will be a question for Amy Coney Barrett to determine at some point.

I think just after midnight in the east, Trump bleated that Biden's preemptive pardons of his

political foes, particularly the members of the House January 6th committee, are all caps,

void, vacant, and of no further force or effect because they were signed with an auto pen.

This is now a emerging conspiracy theory on the right that Joe Biden was weakened at Bernice at the White House

and that there were like random staffers that were signing pardons that he didn't even know about

and they're using an auto pen to do it.

There's some pretty

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