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Uncanny County

S2 Ep11: The Clowning (S2, Ep11)

Uncanny County

UncannyCounty

Fiction, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.8702 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2018

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Susan Pasternak’s five-year-old son Tyler was conceived the night she and Sheriff Rowland fought off an invasion of clown-like creatures from another dimension. During the attack, Tyler’s father was murdered by the white-faced monsters. And now Susan’s about to discover that monsters can take many forms, and they often appear where you least expect them. Especially… in Uncanny County.

Trigger warning - CLOWNS.

Stand-alone episode, but technically a sequel to the season one episode Coulrophobia, by Todd Faulkner.

Written and produced by Todd Faulkner, recorded and mastered by Kevin Ramsay. Original score by Kori Celeste. 

It featured Alison Crane as Susan, Nicole Greevy as Sheriff Rowland, and Griffin Robert Faulkner as Tyler, along with the vocal talents of Todd Faulkner, Babs Winn, Uma Incrocci, Jenny Kirlin, Emily Battles, Christian Pedersen, and William Franke.

The song No Accidents was written and performed by Ned Massey. Available on iTunes.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're riding alone on a moonlit but starless night.

0:08.4

You just missed your exit.

0:09.9

Now there's only one way back home.

0:12.4

So sit back, open your ears, and hold on tight.

0:16.1

Because you're about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County.

0:25.4

A hundred million exit. about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County. Evening, Lloyd, how's our guest?

0:32.0

She's fine. I ought to charge her rent.

0:34.3

Ain't funny, Lloyd. Woman's been through a lot.

0:37.3

Sorry, Sheriff.

0:38.4

Her boy's at that new daycare,

0:40.0

the one that volunteers to the county,

0:41.2

but they close in an hour.

0:42.5

I know you said not to call the CPS,

0:44.6

but...

0:44.7

But nothing.

0:46.0

Sit tight till I talk to her.

0:51.7

Well, fancy seeing you here.

0:57.0

Hi, Sheriff. Is he okay? Boy's fine, Susan. He's over...

0:59.0

I know he is, Sheriff. I meant the...

1:02.0

Mr. Giggles is fine. Just shook up.

1:06.0

He tried to convince folks that your assault qualified as some sort of hate crime,

1:10.0

but nobody listened because, well, for one thing, he was still wearing his grease paint.

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