S2 Ep3: The Last Wigwam Christmas (S2, Ep3)

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Fiction, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.8 • 702 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2017

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Christmas Eve, 1970. Wally's Wigwam Motor Lodge is on its last legs, but a series of troubled travelers may find the accommodations to be exactly what they need.

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0:00.0	You're riding alone on a moonlit but starless night.
0:13.2	You just missed your exit.
0:14.5	Now there's only one way back home.
0:17.1	So sit back, open your ears, and hold on tight.
0:20.7	Because you're about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County.
0:41.7	Turkey and dressing.
0:43.1	Stoufers.
0:44.8	Oh, let me... Careful. It's hot.
0:46.7	I got you something. Here.
0:49.5	Cranberry sauce.
0:51.2	That's real thoughtful, Homer.
0:53.1	Well, wouldn't be Christmas dinner without it. Where's that can
0:56.1	opener? Ah! May I? Well, sure. Where do you... Oh, uh, anywhere's fine. There? Yeah, there's good.
1:12.6	Thank you for cooking.
1:15.6	It's just a TV dinner.
1:17.6	Still.
1:18.6	Well, Merry Christmas, Homer.
1:22.6	Merry Christmas, Judy.
1:24.6	Christmas Eve, 1970.
1:30.3	If you were to approach Wally's Wigwarm Motor Lodge, the first thing you'd notice is that all the units are built and painted to look like Tee's.
1:39.3	The second thing you'd notice would be the empty parking lot.
1:42.3	If you were to peer inside the window, you'd see a shabby lobby, a cigarette machine, and
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