S2 Ep8: Wellness (S2, Ep8)

Uncanny County

UncannyCounty

Fiction, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.8 • 702 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

A new workplace is full of unfamiliar faces, sights, and sounds. But every office has its usual suspects, and anyone eager to stay employed gets to know the lay of the land as quickly and enthusiastically as they can. Of course, that land isn’t always what it seems… especially in Uncanny County.

Written by Amanda Maciel, produced by William Franke and mastered by Kevin Ramsay. Featuring Nicole Greevy as New Girl, Kirk McGee as 575, and Alena Acker as HR, with the vocal talents of William Franke, Sky Smith, Todd Faulkner, and Amanda Maciel.

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0:00.0	You're riding alone on a moonlit but starless night.
0:08.0	You just missed your exit.
0:10.0	Now there's only one way back home.
0:12.0	So sit back, open your ears, and hold on tight
0:16.0	because you're about to take a quick detour through Uncanny County.
0:33.7	Right this way, dear, you're starting at such a good time.
0:36.0	We just renovated the whole building.
0:37.2	Don't you love it?
0:42.7	Uh, sure. I love... I mean, honestly, I love having a job.
0:49.1	Well, we are so glad you've joined us. Look, you can see the whole office from here. Isn't the place just not complete without one more person. Yeah, I guess not.
0:56.2	Thanks.
0:57.2	Oh, I know everyone's doing the open plan thing,
1:01.2	but ours is extra special, isn't it?
1:04.0	And now your bright, shining face out there,
1:06.6	this is going to work out perfectly.
1:09.7	I hope so.
1:12.8	What?
1:14.1	Did you hear...
1:15.0	Here's the kitchen.
1:16.3	Can you believe the size of that fridge?
1:18.7	You can store years worth of food in there.
1:21.8	But please don't.
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