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terms apply i'm a mess i do my makeup in my car pulling up 630 when i told you 6 o'clock I admit I'm always about to fall apart but you

would never notice because I make you think I'm not you saying on me

making look easy looks you be joke, what a joke.

Well, um, this is a deceiving could let you see the real me.

Better let you think I'm perfect.

Fakes fun because it's my turn.

Well, um, this is a dozy because this is a twosy because this is a tozy we didn't record the

first i don't even know how many minutes that was 10 i don't know it felt like 20 okay um

welcome to this week's uh episode of swiping up where you won't get teased with what we just talked about because we literally, though.

We spilled the beans to nobody.

Quite literally. You know what? That was fate. That was fate. Because we started doing that annoying thing where people tease details, but say, yeah, big crying. but now we're teasing details no we're not

we're not we're not we're done but anyway we didn't record so it was a great week it was an excellent

week and we are ready we we are ready here we are uh take two we you know the reason that we're

ready is because we just rehearsed an opener and now here we are nailing the show.

But since we're on the topic of not being prepared.

Oh, yeah.

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