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T's and C's apply.

Yeah, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred.

They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast the body parts get

severed and served.

Bring your weak shit where the wolf and owl are.

That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler.

Both of them are known to pull up at your shows, have the crowd witnessing a murder like

they rolled in with a gang of crows

Fuck their censorship, let them see the whole thing

They stay dressed to kill, never sheep's clothing

Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon, you'll see nothing

All your hear's a huff-a-puff and a-

Expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping

Impressive in it, the death bringing its head spinning

Just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog

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