From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library here in Saltree, Savannah, Georgia, this is obscure season 4 in American Tragedy.

I am your host, your friend, your ear lover, and literary.

Mansplainer, in chief, Michael Michael Ian Black ever wake up sometimes and you know like I don't even

know I don't even recognize this person in the mirror that's how I feel right now because I don't know if you've ever listened to Mike and

Tom Eat Snacks, my erstwhile podcast with Tom The Flash Kavanaugh, but I think maybe even our very first episode we

rated Cheetos and they did not receive a very good rating from me. I am not a Cheetos fan. I am not a Cheetos fan. I think I probably was when I was a kid.

I haven't been one for years. And so when Cheetos and their horrific cartoon mascot, Chester, release new varieties,

flavors and so on, I tend not to pay too much attention, but somehow Cheetos puffs came into my home fairly recently.

I think Martha bought them for our son Elijah and those things are good.

Those things were real, real good.

Right before I pushed record, I was licking my fingers

from some Cheetos puffs.

I'll tell you what I tell you what I like about them.

First of all, I think there are those kind of sewurs of snacks who enjoy various types of snacks almost better when they're stale than when they're fresh. And the Cheeto puff is not stale, but because it's so airy, it kind of has that

delicious, slightly stale quality to it, which I like that a lot.

Incidentally, some chips that taste great when they're stale.

Toastitos can be a little bit stale.

They get, that's terrific.

Also popcorn when it gets a little bit stale.

Ah, fabulous.

And there's probably some others that I'm not thinking of,

but the Cheetos puff sort of recreates that without it being stale.

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