Back again for another episode of highside, lowside, your host, myself, Spurgeon Dunbar.

And of course, Zach Courts is joining me on the other end of the podcasting world.

Zach, how is your morning going so far?

Oh, just lovely.

The other end of the podcasting world and the other end of the country, actually.

We're coming to you coast to coast, people.

We've got both of our oceans covered.

And speaking of not oceans whatsoever, we are jumping into today's episode.

This is episode eight of season five.

We have got a t-shirt winner for you.

We've got some fun facts in the news.

We have got Patrick Garvin on as our guest today.

And Zach, what is Patrick going to be talking about with us today?

We are going to talk about when you should modify your cruiser.

So if you're a cruiser rider, if you're interested in becoming a cruiser rider, this is going

to be a pretty broad category.

But Patrick is very knowledgeable about the ways of such things of modifying motorcycles,

especially American V twins and cruisers.

So we're going to talk about, should you modify your motorcycle and if so, when?

And I think it's fair to be fully transparent with you, our loving audience,

to tell you that we've tried doing this podcast episode differently.

And we tried doing when you should modify your motorcycle and hitting all the individual

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