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🗓️ 9 February 2024
⏱️ 48 minutes
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While Putin is giving Tucker half hour history lessons, our president thinks Egypt is Mexico and his son got his rosary "at the Lady of…” We are living in Retard Nation and actual handicapped people seem to be doing better than most of us. Also, James O’Keefe is on fire and the Proud Boys are under attack.
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0:00.0 | Live from New York, it's get off goes by the name Jerry Hasani. I think he's Italian or something. I don't know |
0:36.7 | what's going on here let me pull him up. Yeah that looks pretty Italian. |
0:44.0 | That's kind of the running theme for today's show is severe retardation. |
0:50.0 | Biden is fucked up. I'm recording this from my office because Ryan and I are not getting along. |
0:57.0 | I got into an argument with him yesterday and the attitude is just like, |
1:01.3 | fuck you. |
1:02.7 | While you busting my balls, he talks to me |
1:04.2 | like I'm his twin brother, but I'm his boss. |
1:07.2 | So you can't riff with someone like that. |
1:10.0 | Uh, so I don't feel like chillin. You know what I mean? Like if you're a comedy troop, |
1:15.0 | because it is a comedy show ultimately and one of the guys is being an assful you don't feel like riffing |
1:21.0 | would be insincere and it wouldn't be fair to you. |
1:23.4 | So this is just a photo booth on my computer in my office and then |
1:27.8 | ideally the links will be added in post so you'll get to see Jerry Hasani. |
1:32.3 | I don't know. post so you'll get to see Jerry Hasani. Why does he get a career? God bless his |
1:38.1 | cotton socks that he's out there, but it's sort of like that handicapped |
1:41.8 | dude who sang the national anthem at |
1:43.8 | city field for a Mets game and he totally murdered it. I'm just sort of like you deserve |
1:48.8 | you know to live and to be happy but you don't deserve to sing the national anthem if you can't talk. |
1:55.0 | You don't deserve a rap career. Sorry, Bud. |
1:58.0 | As you know, today's a free show, so we have to we have to talk about our sponsors so let's talk about the |
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