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Comfort Eating with Grace Dent

S6 E2: Michelle de Swarte, comedian

Comfort Eating with Grace Dent

The Guardian

Arts, Food

4.51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Model-turned-standup Michelle De Swarte knows how to make an entrance. And arriving at Grace’s with her eat-it-or-climb-it comfort snack of choice, she doesn’t disappoint. For the woman who left school at 14, signed as a model at 19, fell on the Gucci catwalk a month later, modelled for years in New York afterwards and then changed tack to become a comedian, life is what you make it. Straight-talking, no-nonsense, Michelle and Grace get down to business and discover their shared dependence on a well-known sandwich chain. There’s glitz, there’s glamour, and quite a lot of rude bits. Sorry, not sorry

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0:00.0

This is the Guardian.

0:08.0

I'm Grace Dent and this is Comfort Eating from The Guardian.

0:18.9

A podcast where we pay homage to the lesser celebrated foods in life.

0:29.0

Because even as a restaurant critic, I believe the food that matters most is often that snack you cobble together when you're curled upon the sofa. Each week I asked my guest to lift the lid on what comfort foods have seen them through their lives.

0:36.0

Because you can tell a lot about a person from what they eat behind clothes door.

0:55.0

Just a quick word, this episode has lots of strong language and discussions that would not be suitable for kids. Hello friends, you have caught me sitting at my mirror. I am doing the most important prep before a comfort

1:06.0

eating guest comes around I am taming the uncontrollable gorse bush that is my

1:11.8

barnet gorse Bush that is my Barnet. I'm ready and myself for another episode of

1:17.8

comfort eating. Good God! Today's guest is Michelle Deswort. She is a woman who has squeezed three lifetimes into one so far.

1:26.6

I'm telling you, I am so looking forward to me in her.

1:30.6

Gotta get this hair looking at its best. It's all about the front.

1:34.0

If you get the front right, no one knows his sister back.

1:39.0

So people ask all the time how I get the volume trade secret okay I'll tell you I I do back home but if I'm honest it's very rarely washed only wash it I say when you can feel the birds nesting.

1:56.2

Oh, the start of one now, there's a little egg. Once I've teased it into place,

2:09.7

that is an ozone layer of maximum hold hairspray. Anything less just a waste of time. Now Lewish and born Michelle Desworte knows a thing or two about beauty. Before moving to comedy,

2:19.1

she was a successful model she's posed for legendary photographer Mario Testino and walked the cat walks for the likes of

2:26.8

Dolce and Gabana and Vassache. Michelle was famous for her incredible gorgeousness but also for once toppling over while

2:37.0

walking down a Gucci cat walk which was swathed in in probably thick sheep skin.

2:44.0

As a stand-up, she's been named the Queen of Comedy by the Sunday Times.

2:49.0

Her humour draws on her youth in London and her coming of age in America where she lived for years.

2:56.0

Since moving back to the UK, she has made her acting debut in series for Netflix and for Sky. But what I'm desperate to find out is what you eat

3:06.6

before a photo shoot in downtown Manhattan or after a sell-out comedy show at the Hammersmith Apollo or just when you're back in your

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