Salty Utah Queens - The Puerto Vallarta Chainsaw Massacre (RHOSLC S5E16)

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🗓️ 17 January 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Lara and Carey are back in the studio safe and sound, with a lot to discuss and even more to process. They talk the passing of David Lynch and how much LA has lost in the last week, the French woman scammed out of close to a million euros by a deep fake Brad Pitt, Wendy Williams checking in with The Breakfast Club, Jen Shah's reduced prison sentence, masculinity coaches and the straight male fear of knowing things. In the grand finale of season five of RHOSLC, Lisa's Puerto Vallarta trip comes to a close, and the ladies pay tribute to Baby Gorgeous with a Lisa Barlow themed lunch. Whitney and Lisa's tensions continue to boil over, and Mary laments Angie seemingly choosing Britani over her. Then at dinner, Heather puts her producer hat on again, pitching a type of hellmouth-exposure therapy where the women each read the meanest things they've said about each other text. Not surprisingly, chaos ensues... Chapters: 00:00 RIP to Proud Smoker & Visionary David Lynch 03:56 The Brad Pitt in Hospital Catfishing 19:38 Finally Some Good News: Jen Shah’s sentence reduced 25:00 The Straight Man’s Fear of Knowing Things 40:28 RHOSLC FINALE RECAP More Lara & Carey Content: Subscribe to Once Upon a Time in Nashville to hear a new episode out now! Be cheap as hell and get full-length videos of the pod for free by subscribing to the SUP YOUTUBE. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TIKOK & SUP INSTAGRAM Sexy Unique Podcast is Produced By: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Video & Audio Editor: Case Blackwell & Ness Smith-Savedoff Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	Well, well, well. We're back.
0:33.6	Sorry to the haters. The studio didn't burn after all.
0:36.4	The studio was not in the fire.
0:39.3	Although literally as I parked, I got an alert on my phone for Malibu.
0:43.3	I think they're just fucking with you now.
0:45.3	It might be personal.
0:46.3	I think that seems personal because no one else got that.
0:49.3	I have proof of it.
0:50.3	But I believe you, I'm just saying.
0:52.3	But it is, I think they're just now sending it out to like certain people to terrorize.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	They're like trying to test who's a chicken little and who's just like a chicken chill.
1:02.0	My favorite though is when they kept sending accidental alerts that day, everyone got like three in a row and they kept being like, sorry.
1:14.5	Or landing when I landed in L.A. for the night.
1:18.2	As soon as we landed, everyone's phone started going off.
1:18.9	Alerts?
1:19.9	Oh, shit.
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