Salty Utah Queens - Time Is A Flat Circle Jerk (RHOSLC S5E18)

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🗓️ 31 January 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Lara and Carey trudge ahead in the final days of this most curse-d January, getting rill about their concurrent depression journeys and weighing the pros and cons about deep space cryo-sleep. They also discuss Lily Phillips's 1000 man f*ckfest goal being derailed by the US government, the strange and haunting tale of the Zizian Bay Area death cult, and the surfacing of a cringeworthy Justin Baldoni voice note. In part two of the RHOSLC season five reunion, the husbands bury their various hatchets, Hengie K and Shawn stare down the circle jerk and gay rumors and nastiness. Meredith demands tapes to be rolled and threatens to leave the set as Seth is pressed on all things Ohio. Mary discusses Robert Jr.'s sobriety journey and Bronwyn and Todd field questions over the details of his infidelity. The world waits with bated breath for the return of Britani Bateman. Chapters: 00:00 January Depression Hits Hard 02:40 Lily Phillips' Las Vegas Flop 12:15 California is the Land of Murder, Mayhem & Cults 25:48 Justin's (kinda) Sexy Memo 39:15 RHOSLC Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.7	We are a zizzy in America. Girl. I'm in the trenches. Why this time? No, I'm just like so depressed.
0:38.9	But it's okay.
0:40.2	I'm pushing through.
0:41.2	You look amazing.
0:41.7	You may not think it because my hair is extremely powerful right now.
0:46.1	It's so good.
0:47.1	And I'm pretty thin.
0:49.1	I said you look like.
0:49.9	But underneath it all.
0:51.5	You look like you did when I met you.
0:52.9	That's depression, baby.
0:53.9	A decade ago.
0:54.8	That's a lot of sleep.
0:56.8	That's about 14 hours of sleep a day.
0:59.3	See, you're a depressive who sleeps.
1:01.6	I'm a depressive who wakes up at 6 a.m.
1:03.9	Oh, I'm in my year of rest and relaxation, depressive.
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