BBC Sounds, Music, sound, I am a soccer fan,

I came to see Linaika

kick the rest of the bars

I am a football fan,

I came to see Maradona

who is going to score in a box

Yeah, the real sounds of Africa to once again kick off our world football phone in.

You know the number 0808-5-909-693.

Yeah, that's how you get in touch if you want to join in the conversation about absolutely everything under the sun, including football.

08085-909-693.

And this is a physically festive world football phone in.

And just to prove the point, we asked the legendino Tim Vickery to come fully clothed this time.

Oh, you missed him last week.

I don't want to talk about that.

But now you're booted and suited.

And looking, if I might say so, somewhat elegant in that kind of 1960s Napoleon solo way.

Thank you very much, Ilya Kuriakin.

Yes. The Afro-Saxon, I can only afford a churtele-neck sweater,

or a polo, actually. That's all I could afford. And a beanie hat. Yeah, yeah, that as well.

He walks around with an hat on. I was just listening to, was it Sharon from Gravesend?

Yes.

Who did last Christmas.

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