Santa is My Cult Leader: “He Sees Everything”

Was I In A Cult?

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🗓️ 16 December 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Today we’re joined by Finrod Jellybottoms, a chosen elf who escaped Santa’s magical workshop. Beneath the candy-striped facade lies a grueling cultic system of manipulation, free labor, and fear-based loyalty. Finrod shares his harrowing journey from a hopeful young elf in Frost Hollow to years of exploitation under Santa’s rule, uncovering the dark truths behind the “joy” of Christmas and the infamous Elf on a Shelf. We are glad Finrod got out and is able to remind us about the true meaning of Christmas… Happy holidays everyone! Thank you for your continued support. We’ll be back JAN 13th 2025!!! Until then, stay safe and out of cults! _______ We love our sponsor VIIA Hemp. Try VIIA today! www.viiahemp.com and use code INACULT! ________ Follow us on Instagram/TikTok/FB: @wasiinacult Have your own story? Email us: [email protected] Please support Was I In A Cult? Through Patreon (we appreciate the hell out of you guys): https://www.patreon.com/wasiinacult Merch is here! www.wasiinacult.com

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0:00.0	This episode contains discussions of sensitive topics such as the holidays and the big sea word.
0:07.6	And she's not talking about cults.
0:12.8	You know, it has been a journey, but I think I'm ready to talk about it.
0:17.0	So honestly, especially this time of year, being close to what season I'm talking about.
0:22.6	You mean Christmas?
0:23.8	I don't love to say that word. I don't have to. But I'm sorry. That's okay. So there's ex-members
0:30.5	like myself. And usually when they leave, they just go off and they have no support in the real world.
0:36.5	They're forever traumatized.
0:38.0	And honestly, especially this time of year, being close to what season I'm talking about,
0:43.0	I see so many depictions of us in the media.
0:45.9	No one wants to believe us because everyone loves Santa.
0:49.5	It's, you know, the best time of the year.
1:01.6	Yeah. the best time of the year. Welcome to Wasay and a cult.
1:03.6	I'm Tyler Mism.
1:05.0	You know, we say this a lot.
1:07.4	It's nice to put a new spin on things, Liz.
1:09.5	Welcome to Wasayana Nikota.
1:16.4	I'm Liz Ayakuzy. Actually, it'd be Liz Yakuzzi. Jacuzzi with an eye, they call me. Or I have to say that to every telemarketer that I've ever called.
1:21.4	Why are you calling telemarketers? They're supposed to call you. You've got that all mixed up, Liz.
1:26.9	She's very lonely.
1:28.0	I mean, I'm not calling it.
1:30.5	And today is a very special episode because it's the very last episode of this
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