Saturday Night Live Secrets & Norm Macdonald w/ Kevin Nealon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. Go to https://LiveGood.com/BEARS to save 10% on your first order. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/bears. Go to https://shipstation.com and use code CAVE to sign up for your FREE trial. Visit https://tonal.com and use promo code BEARS for $200 off your purchase. It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Krystals being joined by guest bear, the great Kevin Nealon! Tom is away looking into getting a hair job in Turkey or something, so Kevin is in to pick up the slack. Fresh off the SNL 50th Anniversary event, Bert and Kevin talk all about SNL and the funny group of friends that Kevin has had around him from there. They also talk about why comedy was their calling, how long Bert can keep up the shirtless thing, gifting people sharp objects, aging with fans, staying fit, and Kevin Nealon speaking at Garry Shandling and Norm Macdonald's respective funerals. Kevin and Bert also swap Norm stories and Bert impresses with his investigative journalist skills. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 276 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - Funny Friends 00:03:58 - Saturday Night Live 00:17:18 - Why Comedians Comedian 00:22:26 - First Time Success 00:32:17 - Staying Healthy 00:41:36 - Aging With Fans & Fat Heads 00:46:41 - Lady Jane & Sundance 00:50:21 - The Shirtless Comic 00:56:09 - Even Keeled 01:02:45 - Sharp Things 01:07:06 - Saggy Old Man 01:16:33 - Cutting Back 01:19:12 - Morbid Thoughts On Burials 01:26:27 - Norm Macdonald 01:32:32 - Last Questions & Kevin's Book Of Drawings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	100%
0:01.2	Brand new episode of Two Bears One Cave.
0:06.7	My buddy Tom is in Turkey, getting a consultation.
0:11.5	What kind of?
0:12.0	Uh, hair transplants.
0:13.9	Really?
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.2	It's a transstring.
0:16.1	We were just talking about this coming upstairs.
0:18.0	I am out of, I'm getting older.
0:24.3	And I don't know if it's okay to try to do like get hair transplants to look younger right you know i have teeth implants to look younger
0:30.1	molars in the back yeah hang on you know that's like a real thing yeah you know about that right
0:36.0	when you start getting older you start losing your molars.
0:39.3	Everything's implanted when you get older.
0:41.9	I have four joints that have been implanted in my body.
0:44.9	Yeah, yeah.
0:45.8	Arthritis.
0:46.6	Do you have arthritis?
0:47.7	Yeah.
0:48.2	You're in shape.
0:49.2	You hike all the, my guest is Kevin Nealon.
0:51.3	You're in shape.
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