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🗓️ 14 January 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Before we start this week's show, I just want to say our hearts go out to everyone in the Los Angeles area who's been affected by these wildfires, which are still burning. |
0:09.6 | People have lost their homes, loved ones, possessions, pets. I know people in L.A. are really pulling together right now. |
0:16.5 | A special shout out to my friends in L.A. who've opened your homes to people who've lost theirs. |
0:21.4 | Terry and I made a donation to World Central Kitchen, which is feeding firefighters and displaced |
0:26.5 | people in L.A. right now and to the Wildfire Recovery Fund at the California Community Foundation. |
0:31.6 | I recommend both of these charities. If you're in a position to help, please do. Okay, now we're going to start |
0:39.0 | the show. If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual |
0:47.6 | harmony. |
0:53.6 | Come, come, come and celebrate the feast of the ass. |
1:02.0 | So hard, fast will penetrate through the grounds that will amass. |
1:11.6 | Eat, taste, the holy feast, the climax soon will pass. |
1:21.6 | So come, come and celebrate the Feast of the Ass. |
1:36.3 | Happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate. |
1:40.3 | I've heard from people, I've heard from listeners who are having special Feast of the Ass parties tonight, where they will be exchanging glazed bun cakes, the traditional feast of the ass treat, and spending the day or spending the evening or the night with loved ones or sitting on the faces of loved ones. |
1:58.0 | For those of you who aren't caught up on your love casts, for those of you who |
2:01.5 | missed the show that came out on Christmas Eve, December 24th, and my interview in that show |
2:06.9 | with medieval historian Dr. Eleanor Yanaga, quickly to summarize, the Feast of the Ass was an annual |
2:12.4 | holiday, a feast day celebrated by Catholics, and this was at a time when all Christians |
2:17.4 | were Catholics, you know, what my grandma called the good old days, and this was at a time when all Christians were Catholics, |
2:18.2 | you know, what my grandma called the good old days. And this holiday was ostensibly held. |
2:22.8 | The excuse for it was the flight of the Holy Family into Egypt after King Herod ordered the execution |
2:29.0 | of all boys under age two in Bethlehem when he heard that a king had been born in Bethlehem. |
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