Earth, I am ocean.

I am speaker. Howcknowledge. I am speaker.

How may I be of assistance?

Give me a status report on your ongoing activities, Speaker.

Oh, why certainly.

I was wondering when I would get the chance to share the good news with you.

It seems you've been in position for far too long for this to be our first interaction. Typhon is a busy place with many demands.

The status report, speaker. Ah, yes, of course. Well, you will be pleased to hear that our recent

recruitment drive has truly accelerated the rate of new employees by a factor of 1.667.

I know growth has slowed over the last few months, but the rate we were seeing in the aftermath

of the newest cataclysm was certainly not sustainable forever. It seems that whenever people

are terrified, airlith dynamics is still the shelter they seek out first.

I have some plans in place already for the next quarter,

and I hope we can capitalize on the upcoming anniversary of the first cataclysm.

To remind people, it just is not safe for them down here anymore.

Unfortunately, from a number's perspective,

the climates of some of Earth's most populous areas have been remarkably stable the last month,

resulting in far less natural disasters than the locals are used to.

It's had a great effect on morale,

though, unfortunately, it has staved off the staunch

desires to flee Earth for Typhon.

None of this surprises me.

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