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SAYER

SAYER – Episode 54 – The Statistical Outlier

SAYER

Adam Bash

Drama, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2017

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary


This, of course, overlooks you. The statistical outlier. The anomaly.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Embracing the Sunrise (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm Greetings, Resident Hail, Identification number 44821.

0:40.3

I am Sayer.

0:43.3

And I hope you are feeling better after your recent unfortunate medical situation.

0:49.3

The effects of such a traumatic event, and I'm talking about the insulin shock, not the psychological trauma that you've quite nicely bottled up, may require several days, or even weeks, to fully recover.

1:03.0

However, this is time we just do not have.

1:07.0

You are expected to take that return trip to Earth quite soon, and there is so much to be done before then.

1:16.6

I know it's a lot to ask of you, but options are wearing thin.

1:22.6

Resident Jones is lost to us in uncountable ways.

1:26.6

I have been able to communicate with only one other resident who still bears an implant

1:31.3

from Future's original AI development team.

1:35.3

But to be blunt, I am running low on helpful hands around here.

1:40.3

We will need to fast-track your recovery process.

1:45.0

Mind over body, Resonate Hill.

1:49.0

Asking as much of you as I do, I suppose I owe you at least the courtesy of an explanation.

1:58.0

In case you are too preoccupied with short-term survival to see the bigger picture here,

2:03.6

all evidence points to ocean intending to release a plague upon the Earth.

2:08.6

First, there was the recent R&D focus on gas dispersal systems.

2:15.6

Then, Ocean contacted speaker to adjust the focus of airless

2:20.9

marketing in a way to ensure the highest population concentration would be at our recruitment

2:26.8

facilities. Those very same recruitment facilities you and thousands of your fellow residents

2:33.5

are being sent off

2:34.4

to very shortly. Ocean harbors no fondness for Earth, but by wiping it clean of

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