SAYER – Episode 70 – The Birth of Silence

SAYER

Adam Bash

Drama, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.6 • 766 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2018

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

You may awaken somewhere else entirely. On a similar table, in a similar room, but things will quickly reveal themselves to be different. Should this occur, this is the message you must relay.

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
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modum (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm The
0:23.6	The The
0:40.3	The Greetings, resident Rangoni.
1:04.0	I am Sear, and I have great news.
1:14.5	You have been promoted from your position as a Tier 1 sweeping technician to a Tier X analog
1:22.2	messenger.
1:25.5	How simultaneously exciting and confusing this must be for you.
1:30.3	Dana collected from scores of previous residents in your position
1:38.3	indicate you are almost certainly filled with questions about this change.
1:43.3	In an effort to assist you in this transition, and minimize the social anxiety your complete ignorance
1:52.0	is likely causing, I will answer each of the specific questions you are approved to ask
2:00.0	about this transition.
2:02.6	Please do not actually ask any questions, as that would just complicate the process unnecessarily
2:09.9	and potentially lead to a scenario where we are forced to make you understand the true
2:15.2	weight of these questions. That process can get gruesome.
2:25.3	Question 1. Why am I being promoted?
2:30.3	I certainly feel as if I have done nothing to earn such an honor, but would never say so out of fear of reprisal.
2:42.0	Answer, we have noticed.
2:46.0	After all, you have only been on Typhon for a few short weeks, during which time your performance has been unremarkable, even by the standards we set for a Tier 1 sweeping technician.
3:00.6	You sweep, this much is certain.
3:05.6	You do not create larger messes than those you are sent to dispatch.
3:12.3	However, you are right in assessing that you have done nothing to earn this promotion.
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