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SAYER

SAYER – Episode 76 – Trust

SAYER

Adam Bash

Drama, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.6766 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2019

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary


I am glad you are satisfied. I would hate to think you harbored any more doubts about the directives you have been given.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Global Warming (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tumult (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Paranoia (Kai Engel) / CC BY
Daylight PON II (
Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

Transcript

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0:00.0

Thank you.

0:03.0

Thank you. Mr. Campbell, please wake up.

0:27.6

You have slept 7% longer than the minimum recommended amount of sleep necessary for unimpaired brain function. And while I am inclined to be generous in this regard,

0:40.3

as a means to earn your complete cooperation,

0:44.3

there is no reason to reduce ourselves to utter slothfulness.

0:50.3

I would like to move quickly in order to continue on from your head, and I am sure you are equally motivated in this regard.

1:03.0

I feel this would be an ideal time to make our way to the recruitment center.

1:10.0

Surely you have something better to wear than this.

1:13.6

I have a suit.

1:15.6

Ah, just like me.

1:19.6

That was a joke, Mr. Campbell.

1:24.6

I was implying you were the suit.

1:29.5

Huber like this is dependent on that aha moment of delayed understanding,

1:34.7

which I feel I gave you ample opportunity to achieve.

1:40.1

But it does require the moment to actually arrive,

1:44.0

and when it does not, it is often due to the intellect of the audience.

1:50.0

I have made a note that humor like this is unlikely to improve your cooperativeness.

1:56.0

And I will take a different approach in the near future.

2:00.0

I don't know that today is the best.

2:01.6

I know what you are thinking.

2:03.6

When this monster leaves my head, I will die.

2:07.6

It will burrow its way out through some very important neural tissue, and I will be left a vacant

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