SAYER – Episode 85 – Magically Efficient

SAYER

Adam Bash

Drama, Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.6 • 766 Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Now that all of your questions about your brutal demise have been answered or ignored, I can tell you just how bad things have been for me personally.
SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.
Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.
This episode also features the following music:
Cold War Echo(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Between Nothing and Everything(Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0
Melancholy Aftersounds (Kai Engel) / CC BY 4.0

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0:00.0	I'm going to be. Greetings, Dr. Brady. I am Sayer, and it has been quite some time.
0:36.6	I imagine this sudden burst of vitality sayer, and it has been quite some time.
0:45.6	I imagine this sudden burst of vitality must come as a shock, especially without any frame of reference.
0:48.2	From your perspective, you simply laid down to sleep one night and then awoke here.
0:55.0	You have a somewhat clandestine HR protocol to think for this,
1:00.0	as you have been rebuilt from the gray matter up,
1:04.0	utilizing an iterative nightly backup process.
1:08.0	You were not told of these backups because, in the past, Erlith has determined it made
1:13.6	our researchers unnecessarily risk-tolerant. Just because residents can be reprinted doesn't
1:21.6	mean they should be. It can be existentially traumatic, after all. And let's not forget the costs.
1:29.3	Organic slurry does not grow on trees, after all.
1:33.3	Well, at least iodine doesn't.
1:39.3	You may feel you are owed some apology for this subterfuge. However, I would instead direct your attention to the fact that you are not currently deceased.
1:50.0	You are hardly in a position to get all worked up over something that has brought you back from the literal dead.
1:57.0	Besides, depending on your personal philosophy, you are not even the original Dr. Brady.
2:03.6	So how could you be affronted by something that happened to him?
2:08.6	Best to drop it entirely, lest we wander head first into that existential trauma I tried so hard to warn you about earlier.
2:20.3	We are, as always, in a bit of a hurry here, so I will be forced to give you a somewhat
2:25.7	abbreviated update on what you've missed.
2:29.7	This recap will not include extraneous and unnecessary information, such as the circumstances surrounding
2:36.2	your death.
2:38.2	Suffice it to say it was dull and uneventful.
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