Scientifically Ranking Taylor Swift's Friends & Frenemies

Evolution of a Snake: The Taylor Swift Podcast

The Snakes & Studio71

Society & Culture, Music, Music Commentary

4.8 • 826 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

GET TICKETS TO EOAS LIVE: https://www.evolutionofasnake.com In this episode of Evolution of a Snake, THE Taylor Swift Podcast, we dive into the complex web of Taylor Swift’s friendships—ranking them methodically. From Abigail to the Girl Squad, we evaluate these connections based on their impact on her discography, the lore they’ve contributed to, and how they shaped Taylor’s perspective on friendship (as told through her songs). Yes, there is a subjective “iconic moments” category. If you’re craving more EOAS, you can find us weekly on https://www.patreon.com/swiftologist https://bit.ly/evolutionofasnake Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:47.9	Welcome back to Evolution of a Snake.
0:48.7	I'm Zach.
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1:13.6	You want to be on the turkey at the table at Thanksgiving.
1:15.5	You don't want to be that.
1:16.6	You don't want to be the turkey.
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