SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"
SCP Archives
Pacific Obadiah
4.7 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2025
⏱️ 18 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Guys, it's Daisy. I know we say it every week, but I'm going to say it again. |
| 0:04.2 | All of this is made possible thanks to our patrons. |
| 0:06.9 | So we're going to share this week's exclusive ad-free Patreon episode with you all. |
| 0:11.1 | And a big thank you to the new patrons that join us every day. |
| 0:14.5 | We couldn't do this without you. |
| 0:16.3 | I'd like to dedicate this episode to my own boss, Pacific Asobadiah, |
| 0:19.9 | a man with startling resemblances to today's leading man. |
| 0:23.8 | Happy April Fools. Warning. Warning. Warning. The foundation |
| 0:38.3 | The foundation |
| 0:39.3 | The foundation |
| 0:41.3 | base |
| 0:42.3 | is classified |
| 0:44.3 | on in this podcast, the Item number SEPA |
| 1:15.2 | Item number |
| 1:20.8 | CepE |
| 1:22.0 | 0001-J |
| 1:25.1 | Object class |
| 1:26.8 | The best. |
| 1:29.0 | Note. |
| 1:29.8 | This object class was personally created by the administrator to refer to himself, as this does not |
| 1:37.2 | harm the documentation of SCP 001J, and the administrator has the authority to kill all of us. Nobody argued. |
| 1:47.0 | Special containment procedures. |
... |
Transcript will be available on the free plan in 5 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Pacific Obadiah, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Pacific Obadiah and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.