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And now without further interruption,

this week's episode. Warning, the Foundation database is classified, unauthorized access for result in detainment. Within this archive you'll find

the procedures, descriptions, and accounts of the most notorious anomalies we've encountered to date.

Secure, contain, protect. 8. Secure. Contain. Protect.

Item number, S.C.P. 3008. Object class, Euclid, UCLED.

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