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🗓️ 3 February 2025
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Imagine... you are walking down the street in France. Yes, France. Shout out to the Sainte-Geneviève Library.
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0:00.0 | Imagine this. |
0:05.5 | It's 9.30 a.m. on a.m. on a.m. and you are walking down the street in France. |
0:14.0 | Yes, France. The sights. The smells. Actually, the street you are walking down in Paris has a lot of the same stores they have in many cities, and it smells like kebabs? |
0:31.3 | Makes sense. You got off the metro in the busy part of town. |
0:37.2 | Notre Dame is nearby, as is the Musee, the Clooney. |
0:42.3 | But you are not going to either of those places. |
0:46.3 | You are going to the library. |
0:52.3 | Following the directions on your phone, you see it is only a few minutes away. |
0:59.0 | Should we stop for a coffee first? |
1:02.0 | Of course. We've been putting it off until exactly this time so that we can get the most out of our caffeine. |
1:11.6 | For us writers, timing the coffee rate is the same as timing the Noss right for Dominic |
1:17.9 | Torreto and his fast and furious crew. |
1:21.7 | Too soon or too late, you could lose the race. |
1:26.3 | Lose the car. Lose the girl. Lose the car. |
1:28.6 | Lose the girl. |
1:30.7 | Lose your life. |
1:36.0 | Anyhow, we walk into a restaurant cafe, |
1:39.2 | go right up to the wood counter and say, |
1:41.3 | "'Bonjour monsieur. |
1:45.0 | "'Jvoudre an espresso see you play.' "'Embarrassing. |
1:47.7 | "'But did he understand?' |
1:49.7 | "'Yes. He understood. |
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