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Back to the Barre

Season 3 Nationals... Finally!

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

“We are doing an episode this week that I have been dreading for 12 years," mourns Christi as she can't wait any longer now that the ALDC is finally heading to nationals once more! It's been a long and arduous Season 3, but it all comes to a head on "The Big, Not So, Easy". Fair warning: this episode has a lot to take in so it's a two parter. Don't yell at us we've warned you!


Nationals are being held in New Orleans so the ALDC settles into Off Broadway Dance Studio (or at lease a place nearby) to prepare. Things get off to a rocky start with the final Pyramid of the season. Payton is included even though she hadn't competed in the week prior, and even more baffling is the fact bellow her is Kendall who's duet was last week's standout performance. Abby then announces that the girls will be paired off against one another in solo matches to determine who will move on to Nationals, though as the moms note based on the choreography of each solo it's really obvious who Abby intends to win each pairing.


But those plans hit a speed bump when all hell breaks loose over drinks at a local bistro. The moms are goofing around with voodoo dolls when Kristie informs them that Asia will be leaving the ALDC tomorrow to explore opportunities in LA. While that was obviously planned for (wink, wink), Christi and Leslie getting into a drunken fight was not. A producer has to step in to break up the fight and Christi unsuccessfully tries to get Leslie arrested. At least for Christi it's all downhill from there.


Quotes

  • “[Abby] says to Brooke, ‘Kelly swore she had it in. I believe her.’ That’s the only time in her life that Abby believed you, and it was because it got Brooke in trouble!’" (10:46-10:54 | Christi)
  • “Kendall always wants her mom to shut up. At least our kids never told us to shut up? Like I think in the back of my kids minds they were like, ‘Mom you’re going to get me in trouble,’ but I knew they knew I was sticking up for them.” (11:36-11:50 | Kelly)
  • “How many weeks did we have to sit there and pretend like, ‘Oh you have a chance!’ If that’s being a victim then yes I will say I was being a victim. But I wasn’t being a victim, that’s the storyline!" (29:37-29:48 | Christi)
  • “Jill goes to Melissa, ‘As your friend I don’t recommend that,’ qnd then Melissa is like, ‘BOOBIES!’" (32:02-32:07 | Christi)


Links

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Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


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0:00.0

Reasons why it's good I'm not with Jen can't dance has no rhythm at all.

0:06.0

Generally has quite 90s ideas about what is glamorous like cocktails or spending 20 pounds and a plate of Tagli

0:14.8

in a little place.

0:16.8

Every relationship has one beginning.

0:19.6

This one has two endings. Good material, the new novel from best-selling author Dolly Olderton,

0:27.0

out now in paperback, e-book and audio. Baby let's just dance.

0:33.0

just dance.

0:35.0

Let's just dance baby I just want to dance dance dance dance

0:39.0

death it is

0:40.0

can you feel it can you take it it? Can you come and freeze it? All of this electricity. Do it right now.

0:47.0

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-t

0:58.2

now. Hello bitchettes welcome back to the bars, bitch number one Christy and bitch number two Kelly this lighting we like it don't we it's like filtered and I mean I have

1:02.3

an awesome but look one but look at us I mean the bold spot

1:08.0

you're so stupid I want see. I wouldn't notice. No. I noticed when you do that though, I've never noticed that you have gray hair because your hair is always colored. I like to have always colored. I haven't colored my hair in months.

1:25.0

I'm not allowed.

1:26.0

I know.

1:27.0

You're not, I think the weirdest thing is that you can't cut your hair because it'll

1:30.0

confuse your hair fall.

1:32.0

I think it would have been better because my hair would have been lighter and

1:35.3

weight. Do you know what I mean? It wouldn't be so heavy like to fall out, but I'm confusing.

1:40.0

Yeah. Confusing. Anyway, well, we are back and we are doing an episode this week that I have been dreading for 12 years. It was too bad.

1:50.8

Oh, two seconds. Well, no, it's not even that.

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