Second Helpings - STAY PRAYED UP

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4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

GET UR BIBS ON AND GRAB A SPOON, Jackie and MJ are back to serve up some sloppy, slimy leftovers to (hopefully) satisfy all your quivering, begging earholes! MJ's livin' their best life with back to back 'The Pitt' episodes and 'Temptation Island' (2025 The Reboot) per Jackie's suggestion. White Lotus was an experience for all those watching and got everyone sayin' 'I've been fucked up....But I ain't ever been THAT fucked up', but Gud Pud Jackie probably enjoyed it ps SPOILERYNESS STARTS AROUND 11:40 til 27:00 (I think that's it?) In a similarly mortifying fashion, Gwen Stefani is partnering with a bunch of other uber religious celebs to release a Jesus app called 'Hallow' that'll help you 'STAY PRAYED UP' with Mark Wahlberg!.......for $9.99 a month. MJ loves Season 1 'Severance' and Jackie's saying Season 2 is just as good, regardless of reviews. The most recent season of 'Love Is Blind' has conservatives foaming at the mouth because of two female contestants drawing the line at hateful religions, a listener gave Jackie a complex by letting them know that Benny Blanco is a bad bad man because he....ruined Maroon 5? More? Sabrina Carpenter keeps unjustly getting shit as well as praise for being 'too sexy', and if that ain't just a summation of being a female presenting human for the past ~12000 years. This delves into a deeper conversation of why the responsibility of raising a generation of girls was placed upon a teenage Britney Spears shoulders when all she wanted to do was sing and dance. Sabrina also collaborated with the one and only Dolly Parton to release a new version of 'Please, Please, Please' with a MV that tells the rest of the tale from the first video! Jennifer Coolidge is braggin' 'bout gettin' laid from her acting roles and now she's attracted to deeply unavailable meeeeeeen. Jackie gives a positively glowing review of 'Best in Show' with suggestion to watch any movie by Christopher Guest, and the bad reviews just keep rollin' in as 'The Baldwins' puts everyone to sleep. And it's not just from the nitrous from their child armies pediatric dentist office. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Make it better
0:10.8	The second time around
0:14.0	Oh my God, it's the second helpings, everybody
0:18.2	We're going to make it better the second time around
0:20.7	Just me and
0:21.6	MJ. How the hell are you feeling today, MJ? Oh, well, you know, we, we are all learning not to
0:27.2	lead with that question in these times. Oh, is that, are we, is everyone tense? I literally,
0:32.4	right before we started recording, had to breathe out and go, why is my chest tight already?
0:38.2	Yeah.
0:38.4	You know, it's nine o'clock in the morning.
0:40.2	You know, I got to chill out.
0:41.5	Yeah.
0:41.9	You got to chill out, guys.
0:42.7	I know, I know everything's on fire.
0:46.2	He was literally on fire, not that long ago, but now everything is, but we're just
0:51.3	going to, you know, but think about what Ben Affleck's going through.
0:55.5	And, you know, you listed all the interviews because Ben Affleck, he seems like he's having
1:00.7	a rough time too.
1:02.4	So if Ben Affleck's having a rough time, then it's okay that all of us are having a rough time.
1:06.6	Well, I'm dealing with my absolutely overwhelming anxiety by just watching the pit and I feel, I feel alive.
1:16.2	I feel.
1:17.2	No, you don't feel alive.
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