How many of our Christians have what I call the Goo Goo Syndrome?

If you became angry at your children in the last 24 hours, you're unqualified, please sit down.

Yes, I spoke a little negro dialect there. I can do that when I want.

I'm afraid that I used to have a bad temper.

I'm afraid of Mr. Hyde wearing his ugly bisexual head. That was a short face. No, I'm afraid that I used to have a bad cat. I'm afraid of Mr. Hyde wearing his ugly bisexual head.

That was a short face. No, I'm afraid.

Transgenderism must be eradicated from public life entirely.

It's about slowly way. It's about having judges on the court who are going to interpret the Constitution the way it's written.

You've been a bad little girl and you're getting a vigorous spanking right now.

It's the spring of 2022.

Brand inflation is at levels that could conjure the vengeful spirit of Paul Volker.

School boards, the nation over, are experiencing a series of blitzkriegs over critical race theory

and imagined litter boxes for fictitious hordes of Catboy Junior High students.

To say the conservative movement seemed descendant at this time would be an understatement.

Everyone from Matt Iglesias to James Engleton Groyper and even Theodoro Adorable were deadset on a red wave,

the likes of which echo the midterm elections of 2014 and 2010.

But when every person, a varying degrees of idiocy,

makes the exact same prediction, you start to wonder.

And many of us started to wonder once we heard this.

No, jean, no! And many of us started to wonder once we heard this.

No.

Give me that milk. Oh, don't you cut.

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