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And now, here's the question.

Oh, la, bitches, good day to you and yours. All right, when I was in school, some of the bigger issues included, la, bitches. Good day to you and yours.

All right, when I was in school, some of the bigger issues included, oh, I don't know, the massive booger in the third floor bathroom stall that was painted over during the summer, but still visible.

Seriously, this sent repercussions through all the boys in the school.

We could not believe it. Or the kid, who we never found out who was, kept drawing the boys in the school. We could not believe it.

Or the kid, who we never found out who it was, kept drawing penises in Sharpie on multiple teachers' desks,

and a certain future radio host.

It was selling porn magazines to fellow classmates.

Well, times have changed.

Early this morning, a bullet hit a U-dub sorority house. This is the result of a failed car theft. Also this morning, Lake have changed. Early this morning, a bullet hit a UW sorority house, this the result of a failed car theft.

Also this morning, Lake Washington High School in Kirkland was evacuated after a bomb threat.

Earlier this week, a 13-year-old was arrested after shooting another student on the playground at an elementary school.

Meanwhile, in Maryland, a gun inside of a nine-year-old's

book bag went off in the classroom. Now, no one was hurt, but three days before that, in Virginia,

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