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And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and your.

Weed week.

All right, today we are playing, Would You Rather?

You know how those setup is, man, you're giving two scenarios, both suck, but you pick the one you'd rather endure.

And thanks to actual happenings in the world, there is no shortage of scenarios. For example,

a woman in Japan, she received an unsolicited, semen-filled common in the mail, condoms, sorry, in the mail from a co-worker.

This happened multiple times. Now, as far as we know, she did not make contact with any of his fluids, but he kept sending

them. So there's that, or you could have a stranger, projectile vomit on your back, mid-flight.

Both of these things happen. And speaking of having a mess to clean up, as Miles alluded to,

imagine, oh, I don't, you know, we'll skip that one.

You have a mess to clean up, you come home, you find an injured stranger in your house.

You don't know them, but they are there.

Not only that, but they left blood, quote, everywhere.

Or you can come home and be bitten by a rabbit fox and tie to get a driveway.

Either way you come home, you don't expect the other scenario, but you got to deal with it.

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