Sen. Raphael Warnock | Holy Smokes

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Whoever came up with our Easter traditions must have been really stoned, Italy’s new prime minister paid a visit to the White House, scientists may have discovered living organisms on a distant planet, and idiots online are insisting that Gayle King and Katy Perry didn’t really go to space. Georgia Senator Raphael Warnock sympathizes with soul-weary Americans who have been through a lot in recent decades, and he condemns the Republican-led Congress for pushing a budget plan that will serve to enrich this country's billionaires. “We’re in This Together: Leo’s Lunch Box” is available everywhere next Tuesday. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:35.1	Please have a seat, my friends. Welcome one and all to The Late Show.
0:37.8	I'm your host Stephen Colbert.
0:40.3	Thank you, friends.
0:43.6	Please, save your energy.
0:45.5	I'd like to begin by wishing you all a happy Easter
0:48.3	because this year, especially this year,
0:51.4	Easter is on 420.
0:56.7	Nice. especially this year, Easter is on 420. This Sunday, he is risen and you is high.
1:02.1	So how did these two sacred holidays fall in the same day?
1:05.0	Well, the long answer is Easter always falls on the first Sunday after the first
1:08.9	full moon that follows the vernal equinox.
1:11.6	You can remember it with this simple rhyme.
1:14.4	Full moon before equinox, don't move Jesus's rocks.
1:19.3	Equinox before moon, he will rise soon.
1:24.9	Also, also, thank you.
1:31.9	And also with you.
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