Sergeant Major Elon Musk Ain't Playin', Buys Twitter!
Bold American Pod
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🗓️ 4 November 2022
⏱️ 42 minutes
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On today's ZBT we've got 4 rounds in the magazine .. Round 1: Father/son drama after father accuses politician son of lying his dick off about being a nuclear submarine officer. Round 2: North Korea is actin the fool in several different ways. North Korea is the pulled hamstring of countries. Round 3: Sergeant Major Elon Musk is whipping his new recruit into shape in a way that would make Major Payne proud. Maybe in Colonel Nathan R. Jessup. Round 4: PUSHED TO MONDAY'S SHOW! Round 5: We got another plane drawing dicks. This time it was a big ole F U to Russia. We support patriotic dicks in the sky. Always have. Always will. SUPPORT THE SHOW! WhistlePig - Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPZBT or at a local retailer. Rhoback - Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code “ZERO” for 20% off your first purchase
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, zero block 30 listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Friday on Apple podcasts, |
| 0:05.0 | Spotify and YouTube. Pride members can also listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.9 | Revely, Revely, Revely! |
| 0:11.6 | It's the Tuesday edition here on zero block 30. |
| 0:28.9 | Sure isn't. What? Sure isn't. Oh, Friday edition. |
| 0:32.8 | Fuck me. Fire watch. I'll do it. You just ruined a lot of people's quick |
| 0:38.0 | second. I mean, thinkin' it's Friday and I say it's Tuesday. What a piece of shit. |
| 0:42.8 | Especially if you're one of those folks that start listening at like four o'clock in the morning |
| 0:47.2 | on your way to work. You're like, this bitch is pissing me off already. He hasn't even read |
| 0:52.4 | the round yet. It's a Friday edition here on zero block 30. Round number one, there's Father |
| 0:58.4 | Sun drama after the father accuses his would-be political son about lying his dick off regarding |
| 1:05.5 | being a nuclear submarine officer and an attorney. Ha ha ha. That son of a bitch. Round number |
| 1:13.4 | two, North Korea is acting the fool in several different ways North Korea has pulled. I think |
| 1:19.7 | North Korea is the hamstring pool of countries where they're just constantly getting on your nerves. |
| 1:25.3 | They never go away. They flare up at any given time. I think it's a perfect analogy that they're |
| 1:31.3 | the hamstring of countries. In the worst part? Well, the worst part about hamstring injury is you |
| 1:36.8 | can't really do anything for it. You gotta just kind of rest it so you can't like proactively |
| 1:41.4 | do anything to get it better. You just gotta leave it alone. You've already massaged it out. |
| 1:45.5 | You've already done many things as you possibly can and it's still there. You just gotta wait. |
| 1:50.6 | You just gotta wait. We can agree America is the tits. Yes. We've had a lot of work done. |
| 1:57.2 | I mean, we do have a little bit of a duck. We might have a duck clog though. For the tit, |
| 2:02.0 | we got a little bit of a duck clog, I think. But we're still hot. We're still hot. We still got |
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