Series 3, Episode 1 (Paul Foot & Richard Herring)

Do The Right Thing

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2012

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Richard Herring and Paul Foot are the guests for this first episode of the third series, recorded at the Pleasance at the Edinburgh Fringe 2012. And they get their teeth into erections, old men, Italian food and brakes - to name but a few of the delights within. It also features submarine expert guest Eric! If you enjoy the show then you can really help us out by spreading the word - perhaps design a flyer of the show and junk mail all your neighbours? If you are Twitterish then do follow the show @DTRTpodcast. Please also comment on the show on iTunes and our Facebook page. Wunderbar!

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0:00.0	Welcome to do the White Thing!
0:04.0	Hello!
0:08.0	Hello and welcome to the podcast panel show that wants to do the right thing in any
0:15.6	situation for example what is the right time to have a child the answer is
0:19.8	once she's turned 16 watches turn 16. I'm coming towards you today from the peasants in Edinburgh.
0:28.0	I'm Danielle Ward and with me trying to do the right thing on my left
0:31.0	he's funny and angry like a stomach ulcer in the shape of a penis it's Michael
0:34.8	leg and with him like a haircut with a man growing out of it. It's poor voice.
0:44.0	And on my right, like a sketchy first draft of Julia Louis Dreyfus, it's Margaret Cave on Smith.
0:56.0	And with her, he was about one-third of double act,
0:59.0	Liam Herring was pretty terrible. Well, we're two minutes closer to the end of the show, but before we get there we have to play
1:09.7	the importance of being right.
1:11.1	The importance! importance of being right. Like Abu Hamza with a Rubik's Cube, the internet presents many
1:20.8	unsolvable puzzles. And in this round I give each team a particularly naughty problem
1:25.0	and they must tell me what the right thing to do is according to the World Wide Web of
1:29.1	Weirdos.
1:30.1	Margaret and Richard, this one is for you. You've not been getting on well recently so decide you need a bit of time to reconnect.
1:37.0	After a long and drawn-out row over whose turn it is to pick date night, one of you wants to go to the cinema,
1:42.0	the other one wants to spend the night on
1:43.2	chat roulette. You go for a drive out to the lovely British countryside, however
1:47.7	just as you start to like each other again, a badger runs out in front of you,
1:51.8	you slam on the brakes but they don't work.
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