Series 5, Episode 3 (Brett Goldstein & Humphrey Ker)

Do The Right Thing

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Brett Goldstein and Humphrey Ker are on board in a show that features some incredible stories about saving lives, dates-gone-wrong, third nipples, stolen mugs and the music business (the latter courtesy of expert music journalist Simon Price). If you like the show then please share it with people you know and also strangers. They'll thank you one day. Also... follow us on Twitter (@DTRTpodcast), 'Like' it on Facebook and comment on iTunes. Thanks!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Let's do the right thing!
0:02.0	Hello and welcome to the right thing!
0:03.0	Hello and welcome to the podcast panel show that wants to do the right thing in any situation
0:14.8	for example what is the right way to turn off a computer go on about your bloody X on the first date
0:28.7	Were at the sooho Theatre in London, I'm Danielle Ward and with me trying to do the right thing today. On my left, he's the spiritual successor to Rick Mayo in that he's a nightmare to work with and he won't be on
0:34.3	telly ever again.
0:35.3	It's my call leg!
0:36.3	I'm utterly flattered by the word again!
0:40.3	And with him, Star of Derek and therefore facilitator of Ricky Jervais's continuing
0:46.7	mental breakdown.
0:47.7	It's Greg Goldstein!
0:50.7	Oh dear. And on my right, she's so Catholic when she took a
0:59.0	which Sex and the City character are you quiz. got Miranda's belt is Margaret Cable and
1:05.0	with her like the bastard offspring of a wookie in the entire Bullingdon Club, it's Hofrey car!
1:15.0	There's only one way to start a show like this and that is with round one.
1:25.0	The importance of being white.
1:28.0	Just like a primary school teacher who wants to show her pupils a picture of a woodcock, I've run into some unexpected problems
1:34.6	online.
1:35.6	In this round I'm going to give each team a scenario and they're going to tell me what is the
1:39.4	right thing to do according to a book I found in a skip and also the internet.
1:44.0	Margaret and Humphrey, board of your current partners but not sexually attracted to each other,
1:48.6	you decide to start tag team dating and put a postcard up in your local news agent
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