Series 7, Episode 9 (Rachel Fairburn & Neil Edmond)

Do The Right Thing

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2019

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Rachel Fairburn and Neil Edmond are the perfect guests for a show that considers runaway horses, meeting strangers from the internet in real life, unwanted matchmaking, secret tattoos and aggressively smelly bosses. There then follows a frankly delightful chat with expert cruise ship entertainment and hospitality director Peter Gibbs.

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Special Thanks this episode to... Gemma Higgins for transcription, Gwyn Rhys Davies for his assistance at the recording and The Cavendish Arms in London for hosting it.

VAST THANK YOUS to all the people who are already supporting us via PayPal and Patreon. This episode we want to pick out a few more of the people who've chosen to sign up to the 'Do The Written Thanks Thing' tier: They are... James Forrester (stalwart), Neal Peters (powerhouse), Richard Bald (bold), Richard Smith (indomitable), Scott Mitchell (rugged), the enigmatic 'T' Smith (courageous) and Thom Saunders (adventuresome).

Additional credits: Music by Martin White, additional material by David Reed, illustration by Sally Grosart, produced by Ben Walker

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0:00.0	Let's do the right thing!
0:04.0	Let's do the right thing in any
0:19.2	situation for example what is the right way to screw in a light bulb?
0:23.0	Remove the filament and make sure a parent aren't filming you again.
0:27.0	I'm Danielle Ward and with me, I know it takes a while, but it's good.
0:32.0	I'm Danielle Ward and with me trying to do the right thing today.
0:36.0	On my left, he's the listener's third favourite do the right thing regular after producer Ben and me laughing at my own jokes.
0:44.0	It's Michael Leg!
0:46.0	And with him she's the host of a podcast about serial killers if I was a serial killer. That's what I do too. It's Rachel Fairburn
1:01.0	On my right, she's currently acting in Dick Whittington in Hammersmith, which makes a change from her being a dick in Hammersmith, it's Margaret Caveon Smith.
1:11.0	And with her, he's cornered the market in playing sexless hobbyists and men with
1:15.9	clipboards. It's near Edmonds!
1:18.9	It's time for that round named after an Oscar Wilde play for reasons we can't remember.
1:26.6	Yes, it's round one, the importance of being that one about the painting in the loft. The importance of being right.
1:37.0	Just like Facebook, I've run into some trouble online.
1:41.0	In this round I'm going to give each team a scenario and they're going to tell me what the right thing to do is according to Sir Alex Ferginette.
1:48.0	Michael and Rachel.
1:51.0	Oh yeah. After years of being a friend of animals,
1:53.2	you take the next logical step.
1:55.3	Open a slaughterhouse for humans.
1:57.6	Only joking.
2:00.6	You start a donkey sanctuary called live and let donkey.
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