SEX EPISODE! I fainted naked in my tinder dates bathroom

A Girl and Her Mother-In-Law

Allisa

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4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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What a great Thursday to talk about some sex!!! Daughter finds moms dildo, fainting in your tinder dates bathroom, sex clean up, not finishing for 14 years & MORE

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0:00.0	What's pop on your body? Welcome back to a girl and a mother-in-law. Happy fucking Thursday.
0:22.2	So we were right last time. What? We were like Monday question mark. Oh yeah, yeah.
0:28.3	We're professional over here. Very always. We're the best. Welcome back everyone. Happy October 20th.
0:36.5	We're having a great month. We'll be ready for Halloween.
0:41.3	I can't. I can't with it all. What are you grateful for today? I'm grateful for you guys.
0:50.8	Last night, family time. We paint the pumpkins. Yeah. And I'm grateful for that.
0:57.2	I've never painted pumpkins before. I've always carved and what a nicer experience.
1:05.1	Carving pumpkins is just a project. And it smells and it's sticky and then your hands get dry
1:12.2	from the pumpkin guts. I saw a TikTok yesterday. Oh my gosh, I didn't save it. Oh, it was a little
1:21.3	like he looked like he was two or so and he's carving a pumpkin and he went in with his hands to
1:27.4	grab it and as he's going in, he's going. And I'm like, this is not a list of that one pumpkins,
1:32.8	but like the whole gag reflex. He was like gagging hysterical, hysterical. Dammit, I should have
1:38.4	shared it. That is so funny. But yeah, no, it's definitely fun and it'll last. You know, you carve a
1:44.7	pumpkin, you go through all that work and you put it on your deck and the squirrels eat it and it
1:48.6	just gets rotten and scratched so quickly. I mean, I know they say you could put like some spray
1:53.6	of whatever on it and it keeps everything away and keeps it looking good. Oh, really? It's so
1:58.5	pretty. Carving is hard too. Yeah. That shit is not easy. You have to have the right knives.
2:04.3	It's just too much work. I do love roasting the seeds though. Like growing up, that's like a memory
2:10.1	that I have. Me and my dad would always roast the pumpkin seeds. Yeah. But then also you're sitting
2:14.8	there, sorting through all the fucking seeds for an hour and getting all that the fucking
2:18.9	I'll just go by and bring them to David's. Yeah. David's where are you?
2:24.8	You can get the flavor too of us. Exactly. Much easier. But now you can still use the pumpkin too,
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