Sexy Renegade Clowns

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This week’s call kicks off with a tour of the caller’s room as she describes the objects around her. And from there, it takes off in a bunch of fascinating directions–from wiener dog races, to Chicago comedy clubs, the fact that sexy renegade clowns are definitely taking over, and why we should all be living by The Artichoke Capital of the World Philosophy.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey there, Ryan Reynolds here.
0:01.4	It's a new year, and you know what that means.
0:03.8	No, not the diet.
0:05.1	Resolutions.
0:06.3	A way for us all to try and do a little bit better than we did last year.
0:09.3	And my resolution, unlike big wireless, is to not be a raging a-a-h-ha-ha-hares
0:13.6	and raise the price of wireless on you every chance I get.
0:16.7	Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch. $45 up-front payment required equivalent to $15 per month.
0:23.3	New customers on first three-month plan only.
0:25.3	Taxes and fees extra.
0:26.4	Speed slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited.
0:28.5	See mintmobile.com for details.
0:34.7	Hello to everybody who just moved off the coast. It's beautiful anonymous. One hour. One phone call. No names. No holds barred.
0:47.1	I'd rather go one on one. I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.
0:57.0	Hi everybody, if you are not a fan of intros, I get it.
1:01.4	This one's not that long.
1:02.6	I think maybe skip about four or five minutes ahead.
1:04.5	You'll be right towards the beginning of the call.
1:06.3	Thanks so much.
1:10.8	Hey, everybody, it's Chris.
1:12.0	And before we get into today's episode, I want to let you know there's something
1:15.9	cool happening in my non-beautiful anonymous creative life.
	...

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