Shannon Ford Middleton | Bleph Buddies, Bird Attacks & Going Full Comedian!

Off The Vine with Kaitlyn Bristowe

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Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy, Talk Radio

4.4 • 21.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

#811. Kaitlyn is joined by the always unfiltered and hilarious Shannon Ford for an episode full of laughs, chaos, and unexpected moments. They bond over their bleph surgeries and share how easy the recovery actually was—even when they tried to milk it. Shannon spills all the details on her dreamy Italian destination wedding, why keeping it small was the best decision, and the ick her husband unknowingly gave her right after they first hooked up (hint: it involves TikTok dancing). Plus, she’s hitting the road for her first-ever comedy tour, Pray for Me, and shares what it’s really like to memorize an entire hour of stand-up. And just when you think this episode couldn’t get funnier, Shannon drops a story about the time a pigeon literally flew into her mouth in NYC—and that one time she accidentally took meth in Tulum. We love Shannon!! Tune in now. If you’re LOVING this podcast, please follow and leave a rating and review below! PLUS, FOLLOW OUR PODCAST INSTAGRAM HERE! Thank you to our Sponsors! Check out these deals! Cook Unity: Go to cookunity.com/VINE for 50% off your first week. Thanks to Cook Unity for supporting the show! Kion: Use my link to save 20% at GETKION.COM/OTV Spade & Sparrows: Use code OFFTHEVINE to receive 15% off your first order at www.spadeandsparrows.com EPISODE HIGHLIGHTS: (7:00) – Kaitlyn & Shannon bond over their bleph surgeries and surprisingly easy recoveries. (23:44) – Shannon spills the tea on her Italian wedding and why smaller was better. (28:50) – The ick her husband gave her right after they first hooked up (TikTok is involved). (37:56) – Shannon preps for her first-ever comedy tour, Pray for Me. (56:35) – The wild story of a pigeon flying into Shannon’s mouth in NYC.

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0:00.0	This episode of Grape Therapy is brought to you by Cook Unity.
0:02.7	Go to Cookunity.com slash vine for 50% off your first week.
0:06.4	Thanks to Cook Unity for supporting the show.
0:08.4	Keon, use my link to save 20% at getkion.com slash OTV and Spade and Sparrow's Wine.
0:14.9	Use code off the vine to receive 15% off your first order at www.spate and sparrows.com.
0:21.3	I'm Caitlin Bristow. Your session is now starting.
0:25.6	And what are healthy?
0:28.7	Welcome to the...
0:30.0	Hey everybody. Welcome to Off the Vine. I'm your host, Caitlin Bristow. Today we have the hilarious Shannon Ford on the podcast. And we pretty much talked about everything. What do we talk about? Girl. We talked about your... I don't know.
0:45.2	You leaning into being a comedian. We talked about how a pigeon flew in your mouth. Yeah, yeah. We talked about my blef, your bluff. Oh, we talked a lot of blef. We talked a lot of
0:55.0	Plastic Surgery talk. We talked about, oh, oh, we talked about my husband a lot. Yeah, we talk about
1:00.7	your husband too. Yeah, yeah. And Kat Campbell's sitting across from us not on camera, which has been so fun.
1:04.9	But her little voice just chimes in every now and again and we loved it. That was great. It was a really good episode, guys. I'm biased, but I f*** rule, so tune in.
1:13.8	Like, imagine having so much jantriff that it's really hard to wear black.
1:17.6	That's how we're starting the podcast.
1:20.6	Do you use head and shoulders?
1:22.1	I use whatever. I use stuff that's, like, good for curly hair. Like, I use stuff that smells
1:26.2	nice that I get conned into buying at the salon oh like it's just salon quality yeah yeah I'm not using
1:31.6	herbal essence yeah I mean honestly that I see that I sometimes reach for that at my parents
1:36.3	house we have cat on the mic who you're it's like happening yeah we're going um really cat on the
1:41.1	mic but didn't want to be on camera. But even though you look cute.
1:45.1	She's a floating head in the abyss.
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