Welcome back to shit show Saturday and we have a special shit show today. I was just

thinking about the first time that you showed up on zoom. You're in a towel. Your hair was in a

towel and you were hysterically crying. I think I was hysterically cried for like maybe the first

like at least couple months. Welcome, Holly, Coco, calling Coco, the cryer. Yeah, I cry a lot.

I'm jealous. And I remember just thinking that you looked like Casey Rosewell sent. Oh yeah,

you did say that. That's funny. Well, okay. Well, before we get into why the fuck you were crying.

What song do you want played when you walk into a room? Oh, these days, um, Florence of the

machine dog days are over. Okay, beautiful.

Carbohydrate. Oh, I've been thinking a lot about this since carbs are my enemy.

Warm bread and butter. Oh, well, kind of the bread.

Oh, like a sourdough. It's got to be sourdough or French, but I'll sourdough number one.

Try to number one. Don't get me wrong. I love carbs. But if I have a carb or I drink a beer,

I'm bloated for like two weeks and it is a sitch. My body type is I I would be perfect in a famine

because I can just blow up with just one. It would sustain me for weeks.

That's good to know. So when the apocalypse happens. Oh, it'll be me and the cockroaches. It's

shared in the apocalypse. I have survived so much shit. Oh, it'll be me and the cockroaches.

For sure. Good. Um, okay, cheese. Oh, um, so have you ever had a cowie?

A what? A cowie? A cowie? Yeah. A-A-A-W-A-I. It's a Middle Eastern cheese that's like a cross between

feta and mozzarella. It's salty. It's melty. It's amazing. Yeah, I think I know what you're talking

about. I think I have had it at like a restaurant before. Yeah, yeah, buddy.

That sounds delicious. I go out of my way to the Middle Eastern store to pick it up at least

once a month. Yeah, and then what do you do with it? Oh, I make a little quesadilla with it.

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