Welcome back to shit show Saturday. I've just I've come up with a nickname for you in the past. Um, I don't know.

Our two that I've been thinking about. All right. Your name is hands. Hands. Oh, because I talk with my hand. No, because you're a missus and you're wonderful because you work magic with your hands, Kelly. Hey, hands. That's why I answered that I would take the peg leg before the hook hands because I know that's true. Yeah. I actually fun fact about pirates. I have a tramp stamp from like 20 years ago. Of a pirate.

Flag. Oh, nice. Yeah. Can we add to it? Like, can we put shit show on the flag? Yeah, totally. They're still space. I got space to make more silly decisions with my body. But maybe if you got the hook, then you could like really get into some like, you could really get in that shoulder blade and really get in there. I can't say I did not think of that because I totally did. I was like,

this could be good. Okay. So what song do you want played when you walk into a room? This was a freaking hard one because I'm like a whole playlist. So I'm like, okay, you know what? I want to come in to a little bit of mystery. So I'm going to go with Audrey's dance from Twin Peaks. Nice.

Well, funky. Well, it's a little jazzy, a little mysterious. We don't know what we're getting ourselves into. You don't want it to be one of your song, your band songs? No, probably not. I get really awkward listening to myself, except he's been a long time now. So I can be a little bit more like I can't believe I played that fast.

And people who know me now and see me as like the mellow person for the most part, they're like, that's you screening. Yes.

Are you are you open to saying what the name of your group was? Sure. We were called a thought riot. I know it. And it was punk. It was punk. We actually were on anti flag. They were pretty big. We were on their record label for a little while.

We got to do some touring. We got to do the little shitty, funky places all over the place, which I also love. And then we got to do some of the fun ones. I mean, I got to play the truth or which I'm like, yes, I'm glad.

So as the screamer, did you have like a range of screams? Was this like a like a low pitch kind of like death metal scream or was this like a high pitch like screechy scream? What kind of screams are we working with here?

You know what? I think I should probably send one to you so that you can play it. I will hold it.

Like a full on angry cougar screen.

Okay, so what what's your favorite car.

My favorite car is the soft pretzel a really good soft pretzel like when I drink still I, you know, I would go around some of the breweries would have those. I also love a good sourdough bread. That's always a staple.

Cheese. Cheese is all the cheese. I have a fun story about cheese. My wedding cake was made of cheese. It was stacks of cheese on top of one another. We got married on Halloween. So we had all kinds of like candy and sweets. And I'm like, I love cheese. So that's what we did.

Like, did you make it yourself or how did that come about? No, my, my brother, my brother came through for me. He's a, he's a bit of a cheese connoisseur. So he said actually he went to one of the great cheese shops. He said the bottom slice. They had to like slice the whole wheel and have them the middle.

And I wish I could have been there for it. I was getting ready. But it's wow. Do you have a picture of it? I do. Yeah. I have to send it to me. I'm very curious.

Cheese with stuff in it too. Okay. But you need to give me a cheese because you didn't give me one. So I need like a type of cheese. Like Jack cheese. Cheese with stuff in it. I like.

Have you had the caramelized onion cheddar from Trader. Oh my god. I love that one. I also love there's a, they've got a breed that has like the truffle mushrooms. Yeah.

And the blueberry goat cheese is like the blueberry. And then we got cranberry seasonally. Yeah. I'm familiar.

I can tell condiment condiment. Okay. This is where I'm a switch hitter for your theory. I don't have a lot of condiments. I have a lot of spices.

I do know that I have a lot of avoidance also. So I think we're disorganized. Yeah. Actually, my condiment would be cheese also. Just more cheese.

But I mean, like what about like what do you ever use ketchup? I do. Actually, um, yeah. My mom told me when I was a kid, I used to just like use the same fry just to dump and go through the whole thing.

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